Mario Kart

It is a game which will never let you win because it hates you.

Hey dude, wanna play some Mario Kart?

by F3rg1e21 October 8, 2018

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! is a racing game in the Mario Kart series. Many claim that Double Dash!! is the best Mario Kart game.

Much like other Mario Kart games, Double Dash!! features a "boost" in the beginning of the race. It also features drifting.

Unlike other Mario Kart games, however, Mario Kart: Double Dash!! allows you to race with two players on the same kart.

Timothy: Hey man, can you come over tonight? We're going to play some Mario Kart 64!
Charles: Nah, I'm gonna stay in and play Mario Kart: Double Dash!! It is the best Mario Kart game, y'know.

by EnemyPeacemaker December 18, 2012

Mario Kart Wii

A mario kart game that is one the wii, yet incredibly sweaty and competitive.
its so competitive getting first place without using the overpowered af funky kong or daisy is a monumental achievement. i like the game but its so sweaty jeez

Troy: My favourite mario kart is mario kart wii
Me: It's the only one i have played so it's my favourite

by vakismithy September 3, 2018

Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart

Describes how you feel. When you almost won or got what you wanted but it got taken away from you. Commonly used as dissapointment

Man, I almost got the high score. Damnit, now I feel like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart.

I was supposed to be the Worker of the Month! Now I'm like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart...

by Not a Fan, I'm a Human! October 23, 2018

Mario Kart Effect

When You are winning at Mario Kart and everything goes to shit. It's as if Lemony Snicket wrote a new series of unfortunate events, except this time they were about you playing mario kart and going from 1st to 8th thanks to fucking Donkey Kong throwing a blue shell, then Toad shoves a green shell up your bum to spin you into a banana peel in which you slip off the edge and as soon as lakitu drops you back onto the course your asshole friend in 8th hits you with a lightning bolt and ends up winning. The frustration and despair caused by the Mario Kart Effect are unmatched, and the probability of the Mario Kart Effect benefiting you are slim to none.

1. It's not my fault that I lost! Its that god damn Mario Kart Effect. (n)

2. Thanks to the Mario Kart Effect, Nick and Zack are quite peeved. (n)

by MKE September 27, 2013

Mario Kart Slut

Any person who passes you or uses an item on you on the Nintendo game, Mario Kart. This term is most often used when someone hits you with any kind of turtle, bomb, or steals an item.

*Elizabeth hits Nick with a turtle right before Nick crosses the finish line*

Elizabeth: That's what you get for hitting me with that blue turtle!
Nick: You are such a Mario Kart Slut!

by MarioKartBusFun May 7, 2010

Mario Kart

Verb. To leave a banana, or other obstacle or trap, in another's path to cause them harm or delay. Can be used outside the context of the classic nintendo racing series.

Did you see Jim let go of that tree branch in front of Bob? He totally Mario Karted that guy.

by oopete19 February 13, 2007