(Noun) Psychiatry. A unique combination of traits resulting in a personality typified by sociopathic tendencies, a nearly complete unfamiliarity with moral responsibility and social conscience, a proclivity towards lies and thievery, and a near total inability to concentrate sufficiently on any single task resulting in consistenly shoddy workmanship.
This condition is so rare it is only known to exist in one individual, for whom the disease is named.
Sure signs of encountering this individual may include large quantities of bondo, claims of being "handy capped", references to "treats" (meaning "threats"), and unusually frequent references to something called a "shreff" (which is to this date unknown). Infrequently, there may be an air-cooled Volkswagen involved - although this will usually end up being stolen goods.
The victim also suffers from an extreme delusional state (i.e. his wife is hot, he is a top restorer, etc.).
Persons coming in contact with a mariopath would be advised to keep a sharp eye on their wallets.
This condition is so rare it is only known to exist in one individual, for whom the disease is named.
Sure signs of encountering this individual may include large quantities of bondo, claims of being "handy capped", references to "treats" (meaning "threats"), and unusually frequent references to something called a "shreff" (which is to this date unknown). Infrequently, there may be an air-cooled Volkswagen involved - although this will usually end up being stolen goods.
The victim also suffers from an extreme delusional state (i.e. his wife is hot, he is a top restorer, etc.).
Persons coming in contact with a mariopath would be advised to keep a sharp eye on their wallets.
by MeyerBus September 22, 2008
Get the Mariopath mug.A person who bitches about everything relating to Maricopa, Arizona, because they decided to purchase cheap housing in the middle of nowhere and realized they got nothing to do, so they bitch about everything. They bitch about the following State Route 347, businesses, restaurants, houses, apartments, lack of things to do, and more.
WHY ARE THEY BUILDING MORE HOUSES?! OUR INFRASTRUCTURE CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
When are we getting a Target out here?
When are getting a walkable downtown?!
State Route 347 needs to be a freeway, I can't stand my commute!
Fuck this new restaurant, I got food poisoning here!
Dude, stop being a Maricopan
When are we getting a Target out here?
When are getting a walkable downtown?!
State Route 347 needs to be a freeway, I can't stand my commute!
Fuck this new restaurant, I got food poisoning here!
Dude, stop being a Maricopan
by Average Maricopan June 26, 2025
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Mark works from home and smokes pot all day but is quite maricapable completing his work well and in a timely manner.
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