by wedonthavemarf March 06, 2009
A combination (or portmanteau) of the words "moist", "ass", and "barf" all in one. It pretty much means poop or diarrhea, but with a funnier sounding word.
Person 1) "I totally just marfed on your birthday cake!"
Person 2) "That's okay. Maybe we can eat your marf and vomit all over each other!"
Person 1) "Only if you fist me!"
Person 2) "Deal!"
Person 2) "That's okay. Maybe we can eat your marf and vomit all over each other!"
Person 1) "Only if you fist me!"
Person 2) "Deal!"
by Green Bean Boy December 02, 2010
Marf- Middle Aged Rugby Fan
(in traffic) "stupid marf wont get his massive range rover out of the way!"
(in traffic) "stupid marf wont get his massive range rover out of the way!"
Marf- A marf is a middle-upper class man in his 30's to 50's who attends rugby games with his family usually in tow. Usually found in and around the south west London area and other parts of england.
Marf's wear rugy shirts or polo's and usually have rainbow tinted skiing sunglassed perched atop their head.
Other essential accessories include rolex/omega sports watches.
Their defining items of clothing are sandles and knee length khaki shorts.
Their vehicle of choice is nearly always a range rover v8 sport, or mid sized mercedes saloon.
They are never seen without a plastic beer cup in hand, and are notorious for littering the towns they visit where the games are being held with rubbish. Driving tipsy and acting aloof is part of what they do. They can be (after a drink) very obnoxious, however some are not bad people at all and can be actually good people.
Pimm's in a jug is their drink of choice. Their sons are skinny and have 60's haircuts, with names like alfred, charlie, archie or jonathon.
Marf's wear rugy shirts or polo's and usually have rainbow tinted skiing sunglassed perched atop their head.
Other essential accessories include rolex/omega sports watches.
Their defining items of clothing are sandles and knee length khaki shorts.
Their vehicle of choice is nearly always a range rover v8 sport, or mid sized mercedes saloon.
They are never seen without a plastic beer cup in hand, and are notorious for littering the towns they visit where the games are being held with rubbish. Driving tipsy and acting aloof is part of what they do. They can be (after a drink) very obnoxious, however some are not bad people at all and can be actually good people.
Pimm's in a jug is their drink of choice. Their sons are skinny and have 60's haircuts, with names like alfred, charlie, archie or jonathon.
by Kodackamera August 24, 2009
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by DJ KRUNCH! October 11, 2007
A meaningless expression used by furrys who can't or won't decide on a word to express the emotional state.
A furry "meh" basicly.
A furry "meh" basicly.
by Mr Yin January 06, 2009
An acronym, short for "Modifications and Additions to Reactor Facilities." It is the name of a prototype reactor plant run by the U.S. Navy and the Department of Energy, located in upstate New York. It is a disastrous cluster-fuck of a Destroyer's engine room (surface ship's steam plant) and a S5W/S7G primary plant (fast-attack submarine's reactor plant), which results in nothing making any sense at all, and everything breaking constantly. According to a rumor I just heard, a large primary-to-secondary leak recently occurred and the plant is going to be shut down forever.
Also means, "Make another round, fucker!" and is said to someone who's sitting around, on watch, not using their time the way they're supposed to (bullshitting, not paying attention to equipment/machinery).
Also means, "Make another round, fucker!" and is said to someone who's sitting around, on watch, not using their time the way they're supposed to (bullshitting, not paying attention to equipment/machinery).
by Sarpedon June 20, 2006