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menstrual cycle

a bicycle a female rides to get to place to place.
boy 1: do you know what a menstrual cycle is?
boy 2: a good way to get around town thats what it is.
by i love shrek January 25, 2016
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Minstrel cycle

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MANstrul Cycle

That period of time (usually once a month) where men are OVERLY bitchy.
Ex. My husband is being such an asshole....I think he's having his MANstrul cycle
by fenicheshawtybad November 22, 2011
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menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.
Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.
by Richard Black March 24, 2005
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Manstrual Cycle

The time in wadolesence when the young man regresses to a female likeness. Can develop the following symptoms: Short temperedness, irrationallity, agressive, development of breasts (man boobs), increased sex drive yet a decreased success.
Steer clear of Adam he's at that time in his manstrual cycle.
by Lewis Wandon June 7, 2005
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Minstrel Cycle

The cycle, usually around 28 days long, when the female of our great species suddenly needs to eat a bag of Mars Minstrels (or similar chocolates). This is around the time of their period
Oh my god, my wife is having her Minstrel Cycle.
by Little Computer Nerd October 8, 2010
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