manstruation

n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.

v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling

You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.

She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.

by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004

manstruation

The days when your man friend/spouse/partner/coworker etc. acts like a total intolerable douchebag when he is otherwise decent.

'Manstruation is wreaking havoc on Bob. He just told me to f*ck myself after I asked him to wipe large chunks of Pop Tart off of his expense report.'

by Fishballs December 16, 2008

manstruation

When a man bitches and moans in a truly over-dramatic fashion, similar to the effects PMS has on a woman's mood. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective (manstruate, manstruator, manstruating, etc.) Could also mean for a man to be "stroking his ego" through anger, similar to masturbation or angry sex but without the dick involved.

"Edward is throwing a tantrum at Betty for overcooking his steak. Edward has been caught in the act of manstruation."

"You're one hell of a manstruator when you haven't had your beer"

"Better be careful! If my father catches us in the act of sexual intercourse, he'll manstruate at you for sure!"

by Chekken February 7, 2010

manstate

Male state of sexual readiness, and desire. Sporting an obvious erection and giving off serious pheromones.

-See that babe over there? She really puts me in a manstate!
-This morning I woke up in such a manstate I pitched a tent.
-Dude, if you get desperate go see Cheryl, she's such a ho she'll take care of anybody's manstate.

by starbaby237 August 19, 2009

Manstruation

1. Term given for a phantom menstruation derived from the male gender in support of female menstruation, considered as a leap forward in gender parity in the workplace

1. Example: There is to be statutory DNA testing in the office due to traces of menstruation in the ladies lavatories. To conform with new workplace regulations men will also be required to provide their own "manstruation" samples

by wilbur smith February 14, 2013

mansturating

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.

Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.

by thomas wyles February 1, 2010

magistrate

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.

Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!

by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009