Mansfield

Unit of Measurement for Awesomeness equal to that of 10 Gonzalez's

Guy: Wow, that was so cool it was like 10 Mansfield's!
Girl: More like 102 Gonzalez's!
Nerd: Well that's equivalent to 10.2 Mansfield's.

Mansfield by GonzoTom October 16, 2008

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The Mansfield- when you cream pie a bitch and she slides across your floor like a cum slug 🐌

Imma surprise my mans tonight with the best Mansfield ever!

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Girl 1: Holy Shit I just Fucked Mansfield
Girl 2: No Way!!! Me Too!!!
Girl 3: SAME!!!!
...This goes on for 1,000,000,000,000 more women

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Usually the last name of a fucking dick. He will betray you, and usually uses girls for his own sexual pleasure.

Mansfield - a horny bitch

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Mansfield makes toilets.

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Mansfield Power Nap

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.

Melissa took a “Mansfield power nap” in the middle of an argument with Sparky.

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A freshly curled out slightly tacky turd rolled in dessicated coconut

My mates just dropped a Mansfield bounty out of his ford motorhome

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