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Manitoba Handshake

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.
This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.
by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009
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Manitoba Hotdog

This is a fine manitoba hotdog we have ended up in.

Today has turned into a real manitoba hotdog
by 3rdBestBishnu September 15, 2018
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Manitoba

Just like the middle child of your aunt and uncle's family of 5, Manitoba really has no reasons for anyone to outright dislike them. However, like that meek cousin of yours, there's really no reason to like them too much either. It's quiet, it minds it own business, and has no defining characteristics. Plus it's basically at the geographic centre of Canada.
by Echelon March 25, 2008
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The Manitoba Maple

When you are fucking a chick from behind against a maple tree then you tap the tree and maple syrup runs down her face
I was camping with Laura, we had some drinks, next thing I know we were in the woods and I was giving her The Manitoba Maple
by DERPFACE666 April 1, 2020
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Maniouk

or Manyouk, Lebanese word for ass-fucked in english. sharmout gay gasgous
-I wouldn't let you sit in my lap, ya maniouk. I don't care how cold you are right now.
by kamooss immak March 31, 2011
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Manitoba Snowplow

A sexual act in which you are giving a girl anal and then push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.
I manitoba snowplowed this girl so far she got carpet burn!
by xkenx January 6, 2007
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Manitoba Driver

One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.
Watch out for Manitoba Drivers, we're pretty close to Wal-Mart.
by soopa-doopa September 19, 2009
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