retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008

Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice

The single most offensive phrase possible to say on runescape without changing the original words

Turbodyke: Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice, beyotch!
Bluerose13X: Oh my god, I'm so offended!

by TurboDyke May 27, 2003

Tube of man juice

The literal translation of the french slang term for penis, "le tube à jus d'homme."

Regardez mon tube à jus d'homme.
Look at my tube of man juice.

by rachel-greene March 1, 2011

Man Juice Target

A tattoo in the lower back just above the tail bone. AKA: tramp stamp, California license plate, bitch tat, ass antlers

Seeing her bend over like that I'd really like to take a shot at her man juice target.

by Captain Marksman December 9, 2008

Man Juice Popsicle

When you take you jizz or semen and freeze it and then eat it like a popsicle.

Jason and Jeff both shared a Man Juice popsicle made by Blake. What fags.

by BlakeP August 7, 2008

man juice

That stuff you find in fast food; sour cream and mayo. That isn't really sour cream and mayo, its shit that comes out of the penis.

Person 1: *sniffs sour cream and licks it* It smells weird and taste salty..
Person 2: Dude, that's not sour cream it's man juice, stupid!

by kirara_nibbles_pocky April 27, 2006

man juice plasma grenade

shave your pubes and then you nut in the pubes and mix it together and throw it in some bitches face!!

sue: hey hank whats that in your hand?

hank: its my man juice plasma grenade bitch!
(throws the man juice plasma grenade in Sue's face)
sue: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

by Vince! May 6, 2008