Dirty man with the yellow hat

The act of constantly spanking one's monkey while eating a banana using too much teeth.

I give myself the best dirty man with the yellow hat.

by platinumgaming57 June 24, 2021

top hat eye patch man

one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.

Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.

by Banana Hamikk May 10, 2008

the man in the red hat

by far, the coolest CS character in the world. Also, going to become the coolest, most seductive, and awesome super hero on the face of the earth; well in the case, EVER!!!

the man in the red hat is flying over Gotham, when suddenly he picks up a girl off the street, and she is so incredibly attracted to him that they immediately start fucking in midair. He is a stunning man...

by sacrilicious December 28, 2003

Man in tha orange hat.

It is commonly used by IV drug users to talk about the insulin syringe required to inject the drug into their vein. By using this phrase a person who partakes in this method of consumption can refer to it openly and discretely. Because most people do do not know or associate that phrase with IV using unless they do it as well. The name is a description of a new syringe, which has an orange end cap over the plunger and another one which covers the point end. AKA the man in the orange hat.

I was looking for a "man in the orange hat."
I'm going to visit the "man in the orange hat."
Have you seen the "man in tha orange hat?"

I wanna get poked by the "man in tha orange hat."

My man lost his "orange hat" and i need a new one.
He chewed up tha "mans orange hat."
Don't forget to pick up that "man's orange hat."
Lets just get a whole box of "orange hats".

by everythingjess November 7, 2011

Said the man with the yellow hat

A phrase used to subtly imply that the sentence just said by your friend or peer wasbullshit or just plain stupid.

"I would climb that tree to the top with no ropes"

"Said the man with the yellow hat"

by Paulie! March 29, 2017

man hater

A woman who hates men. Usually because of a relationship that went bad or a bad run in with a male. These women seem to think that one man represents the entire male population and thus all men are lying, cheating, and cruel scumbags that will do nothing but fuck you over and ruin your life. These women are usually very close-minded and ridiculously irrational and judgmental. Basically a real cunt.

Jim: Hello Sally, would you like a beer?
Sally: Absolutely not! I won't take anything from a man if it's the last thing I do.
Jim: Well fine, man hater.

by Mr.Doctor.Evans. September 25, 2011

Man Hating Bitch

A woman who has had a bad relationship with a man due to her inability to comprehend the true qualities of a successful relationship with that man. Hence at the relationships final conclusion the hating comes from the philosophical and in some texts spiritual phrase "We fear what we do not understand".

woman loves man, man doesn't show solid signs of love, woman gets angry, man brings relationship to it's end. woman becomes a man hating bitch!.

by Dr. Black September 22, 2005