malchoff

Malchoff are a sector of the population above all other mortal beings
the males are extremely handsome, very funny, and deceptively strong and very very flirtatious
the females are also very flirtatious and unmeasurably beautiful

kate: he's so amazing and so good looking
laura: i wish he was mine
kate: back off that ones mine
laura: *sigh* i wish i had a Malchoff

by Bubba1451236 January 9, 2009

Hector Malector

Hectic's successor.

Adam: Dude, what happened with that chick last night?
Ben: That chicks fur cave was hector malector!
Adam: Sweeeeeet

by grooof August 3, 2011

malchom

A family of demonic predators. All are fierce fighters who don't care if they win, they are in it for the chaos. Skilled in many ancient fighting techniques, their strongest weapon is the cold, uncaring, thoughtless purpose of destruction

The demon is coming, it's a malchom.... run

by acheronparthenopaeus July 18, 2018

Malachong

Legendary person who demolishes anyone he sees in games, and has the ability to do anything he likes without being contested.

Wow, I wish I was Malachong

by Namgang July 12, 2019

malewhore

A malewhore, that is. A man that will not doubt to show their buttocks to the world, flirt to every bloke, and be sexy as hell. Their goal might be as well to be the sexiest, prettiest, and baddest male whore.

- Hmm, do you know a character that is a malewhore?

- Yeah, Portgas D Ace is such a manwhore.

- He really is!! That's the definition of malewhore in its whole.

by claricetron May 12, 2021

Malechi

A cute ass white boy with a big ass dick, and yes he can definitely use it! Malechi is so good in bed that you won’t want anyone else ever again.

Girl 1: Omg! Is that Malechi?

Girl 2: Yes! Look at his dick in those gray sweats.

by Bob Wilkinson November 23, 2021

Malecowfeces

Year's ago as a lawyer, I would have to file legal briefs with the court responding to the argument being made by my opponent in his/her pleading or brief. So often, I just want to say this or that argument was just plain bullshit. Of course I could not without risking suffering the ire of a judge. So, I came up with Malcowfeces which is Male Cow Feces, better known as BULLSHIT. Used it several times over the years and never got called out.

I object. Your honor, for my distinguished colleague to say that my client was inebriated at the time he walked naked into the bar full of Nuns is pure malecowfeces.

by Word E Smith March 15, 2022