major league pussy

Somebody who backs out of a pre-planned activity for one or more lame reasons.
Dave is a major league pussy for bailing on slinging the rock tonight.
by Hairbo July 19, 2006
mugGet the major league pussymug.
A sentence where men cried...
"See you in the major leagues, Jack."
by Damn boye March 19, 2021
mugGet the See you in the major leaguesmug.
Kevin made me smell his fingers after he shaved his asshole and he had some major league stink finger.
by Stinkfist911 January 15, 2016
mugGet the major league stink fingermug.

major league mess up

Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up
Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?

Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up
by ChezE May 2, 2020
mugGet the major league mess upmug.

The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
mugGet the The Major League Clerkmug.
An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.
Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
by MissSaikou September 16, 2023
mugGet the MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALLmug.

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