major league pussy

Somebody who backs out of a pre-planned activity for one or more lame reasons.
Dave is a major league pussy for bailing on slinging the rock tonight.
by Hairbo July 19, 2006
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See you in the major leagues

A sentence where men cried...
"See you in the major leagues, Jack."
by Damn boye March 19, 2021
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major league mess up

Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up
Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?

Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up
by ChezE May 03, 2020
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major league stink finger

When you scratch your ass crack and your finger smells like shit.
Kevin made me smell his fingers after he shaved his asshole and he had some major league stink finger.
by Stinkfist911 November 11, 2015
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Major League Swag

Straight Gangster.
Straight Love.
Straight Class.
That dude has Major League Swag!
by L.V. $wagtastic May 24, 2023
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MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.
Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
by MissSaikou September 17, 2023
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The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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