my dad 

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

my dad by toxfn November 16, 2020

My dad 

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

My dad by NoodleHeadAss May 19, 2018

My dad 

Gone, for good

My dad is gone, he got milk

My dad by Poop_dealer888 May 7, 2020

My dad 

Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their

My dad is amazing even tho im a pain

My dad by Captain jon October 9, 2019

My dad 

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

My dad by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

My dad 

He is gone.

Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"

My dad by BestieBAKAbae May 13, 2021

My dad 

A guy I really dont know. I Know i havnt seen him in 9 years. He hasnt called either. Left the country because of his drug dealing. A guy i used to dream of meeting evry day, but now just wish he would rot.

a retarded good for nothing junkie

My dad by LL April 14, 2004