Mungus

Dual Mungus is a serious fictional disease of the upper respiratory system. Dual Mungus is actually an advanced form of simple Mingus. Symptoms of Mingus are small spots and light wheezing. Mingus and Mungus are both a form of fungus. Full-blown Dual Mungus causes a debilitating cough that strikes fear and dread into the hearts of all who hear it. It is never certain how much time a victim of Dual Mungus has left on this mortal plane.

Patient: "Doctor, is it serious?"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"

by dannyp76 June 14, 2011

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Big mungus

Big mungus is the main villain of the John series.

Look at big mungus using his butt power. Wow

by Richard Playz 8 December 27, 2020

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hue mungus

A man, a legend, and a beast. The man, whom is commonly called Rudy amongst his bretherin, is anti-femminist scum that doesn't deserve to live on this planet. He is commonly known as the "penised one"

"My name is Hue Mungus, but my friends call me Rudy"

by Skiny Weener October 30, 2017

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