Counter mounting

hitting on or trying to pick up a girl/boy that is at work ,especially behind a counter .

Mike goes to the bank and tries to Counter mounting the teller.

by strangepursuit December 14, 2010

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.

WHALE MOUNTING

by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009

Rocky Mounting

Rocky Mounting is when the man/woman with strapon/top puts on first one condom, followed by a large even spread of extra chunky peanut butter, only to be followed by yet another condom, so as to trap the chunky creamy treat inside of them. Then the phallically studded partner starts to consummate the loving act with or without added lube.

Last night me and the wife went Rocky Mounting.

That's a little much Dan.

Just saying.

by John Joshhanhashhaneaneanstien April 5, 2011

mornting

another word for morning as used in the move by tyler perry "Madea's family reunion"

Madea: All you gotta do is throw grits
Lisa: Grits?
Madea: yes, all you do is when he comes in say "good mornting, and throw the grits all over him"

by tguff April 25, 2006

mousting

the act of jousting into someone's mouth with one's erect penis or a dildo

Betsy: "Janice, want to go mousting tonight?"
Janice: "Sure Betsy, let's go to the club and find some hunks to moust with"

by MattBallea July 25, 2014

Mounding

Mounding is the practice of taking a male's genitals and shoving them up in the body cavity. The end result is that he only has a “mound" that resembles a cunt.

You couldn't tell she was a dude even when she was in a bikini because she was so good at mounding.

by kink4you August 8, 2013

Brokeback Mountin'

The act of one man sexually penetrating another man's ass with his penis. Derived from the film "Brokeback Mountain."

Gee Julian, I sure had a good time with Bruce last night, he was brokeback mountin' me all night long. Pass the herpes cream.

by Notgettingmuchatm March 14, 2006