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Maksim

1. Lazy sob who complains that its to cold outside to run to the post office.

2. Buys a lot of computer gear and still blows at counter-strike.

3. Will roofie you.

4. Has a 85 year old grandma.
Maksim did you not hear the guy at apartments?
by gapped May 25, 2009
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Maksim

A Chadcel (refer Chadcel definition) who became the way he is typically from a rejection that occured around childhood.

Spends his time on LooksMaxx forums and constantly flexes his jawline in any social interaction. Lacks the basic conceptual knowledge of speaking to women so he projects his angst on the internet and uses the gym as an outlet.
"OMG Brock kept texting weird shit to me last night!"

"Block him he's a Maksim, stop walking around by yourself at night from now on!"
by CanIPleaseBeWhite December 5, 2019
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Maksim

Is a very good, friendly, romantic guy and a little bit crazy
Maksim
by Mspzh November 21, 2021
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Maksim

Sexy guy with badboy personaility but with great heart.He will be always for you.He have good sense for humor.Maksim is usually athletic type with hot body usually abs.Mostly into girls with same humor as he.Sometimes can prove people wrong and delete them from life.
A:Do you know Maksim?
B:Yeah,sexiest guy i know.
by Jacllyinn9807 November 21, 2021
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Maksim

A really handsome man with a lot of energy. Very charismatic. Everyone loves Maksim. He loves belly buttons. Very big tendency to go bisexual though and sometimes going for men and kissing men as well. We all need a Maksim in our lives!
Maksim is going for the belly button again!
by Maksimlovers November 24, 2021
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Sexy guy with a bad Boy personality but great heart. Successful and married family man. Loves motorcycles and bushy cats. Peak male performance. Literal perfection. Really fun to be around and can always make you laugh.

He is so Maksim every womans dream.
He is so Maksim every womans dream.
by Karina69 April 7, 2022
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Maksim Maclean

when you put your hand in a sheeps ass and grabs its poop and eat it.
'Maksim Maclean fucked the sheep'
by archer sucks March 21, 2021
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