Maksim

1. Lazy sob who complains that its to cold outside to run to the post office.

2. Buys a lot of computer gear and still blows at counter-strike.

3. Will roofie you.

4. Has a 85 year old grandma.

Maksim did you not hear the guy at apartments?

by gapped May 25, 2009

Maksim

A Chadcel (refer Chadcel definition) who became the way he is typically from a rejection that occured around childhood.

Spends his time on LooksMaxx forums and constantly flexes his jawline in any social interaction. Lacks the basic conceptual knowledge of speaking to women so he projects his angst on the internet and uses the gym as an outlet.

"OMG Brock kept texting weird shit to me last night!"

"Block him he's a Maksim, stop walking around by yourself at night from now on!"

by CanIPleaseBeWhite December 06, 2019

Maksim Maclean

when you put your hand in a sheeps ass and grabs its poop and eat it.

'Maksim Maclean fucked the sheep'

by archer sucks March 22, 2021

Maksim Chmerkovskiy

The hottest Dancing with the Stars (a TV show) pro ever! The Bad Boy of the Ballroom! Gotta love him!

Jan: OMG Dancing with the Stars is on!
Sandy: Oh, yay! I love Maks, don't you?
Jan: Yeah, he's so hot!

Patrica: Do you know who Maksim Chmerkovskiy is?
Sue: The sexy Ukranian dancer?
Patrica: yeah, isn't he hot!

by I <3 Maks! March 22, 2011

maksim and stella

a couple super bad together but they are super cute though. they have to much sex together if you ever find them hide.

oh my god it's maksim and stella. #ew

by IDoNotSayBlahBlahBlah May 14, 2019

Maksim

A really handsome man with a lot of energy. Very charismatic. Everyone loves Maksim. He loves belly buttons. Very big tendency to go bisexual though and sometimes going for men and kissing men as well. We all need a Maksim in our lives!

Maksim is going for the belly button again!

by Maksimlovers November 24, 2021

Maksim

Is a very good, friendly, romantic guy and a little bit crazy

Maksim

by Mspzh November 21, 2021