magnolia minge

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
by Jack Jismouth August 01, 2009
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magnolia texas

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.
I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.
by Sallywally March 11, 2018
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Steel Magnolia

A woman who posses the strength of steel, yet the gentleness of a magnolia.
by Dolly Parton September 01, 2014
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Magnolia

The dryest town around south Jersey. There is never anything to do, and theres barely any parties here. It's home of the "Magnolia Goonies". No one goes "hard" from here, and you NEVER see anyone outside, except a few groups of friends. No one puts "moves" in down here, so theres never any good bud, or anything, so you have to pretty much go to some where else for that.
Bro are you trying to go out Magnolia ?

Naah man, that shit is so dry, theres nothing to do there.
by bbybee January 17, 2011
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Steel Magnolia

A woman who posses the strength of steel, yet the gentleness of a magnolia.
by Dolly Parton September 01, 2014
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The Magnolia Bowl

An over compromising technique that Ole Miss fans use in, terms of football, to delude themselves into thinking that they actually have a rivalry with LSU.
LSU fan #1: Are you going to The Magnolia Bowl?

LSU fan # 2: You mean that woodshed beating we give Ole Miss every year?
by HS22 November 23, 2009
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Magnolia Screet

A location in Athens, GA, where male-on-male fornication is known for taking place. Usually between two members of the Ku Klux Klan. Can be viewed most easily through windows of houses in the 100 block. Also where all men without manhood are declared to be on the path to Hades.
"But now, at 144, uh, uh, Magnolia Screet, I seen thew the winda a dat house. Dey was in white robes, FUCKIN' onenutha. In the ass. Like a choo-choo-train. All sissies goin' to hell."
by Ragbar October 02, 2007
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