Magnolia

The dryest town around south Jersey. There is never anything to do, and theres barely any parties here. It's home of the "Magnolia Goonies". No one goes "hard" from here, and you NEVER see anyone outside, except a few groups of friends. No one puts "moves" in down here, so theres never any good bud, or anything, so you have to pretty much go to some where else for that.

Bro are you trying to go out Magnolia ?

Naah man, that shit is so dry, theres nothing to do there.

by bbybee January 17, 2011

magnolia

A girl who's beauty and enchanting traits are unmatched and is unable to be “competed” with. Although she is kind and puts everyone first before herself, her beauty is envied by many and some even wish to be like Magnolia. Seen as a “beautiful soul” with stars in her eyes handpicked from the sky.

Based on Laufey’s Magnolia released in her debut EP album back in 2021

“I wish I could be Magnolia”
“Perfection is the only word I think of when I think of Magnolia”

“Who is your Magnolia?”

by iluvgatos January 8, 2024

magnolia minge

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.

"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

magnolia texas

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.

I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

by Sallywally May 10, 2018

Magnolia Screet

A location in Athens, GA, where male-on-male fornication is known for taking place. Usually between two members of the Ku Klux Klan. Can be viewed most easily through windows of houses in the 100 block. Also where all men without manhood are declared to be on the path to Hades.

"But now, at 144, uh, uh, Magnolia Screet, I seen thew the winda a dat house. Dey was in white robes, FUCKIN' onenutha. In the ass. Like a choo-choo-train. All sissies goin' to hell."

by Ragbar October 16, 2007

Magnolia (name)

She’s insecure but that’s what everyone loves about her. She’s relatable and is so easy to talk to. She doesn’t talk much but if you start a convo with her about something she cares about she will talk for hours. She loves being called beautiful but if she feels you are calling her beautiful just to get with her she will ditch you in a heartbeat. She falls easily and takes forever to recover from a heartbeat. She is awkward and clumsy around you at first but if you somehow find a way into her heart she will be your favorite person. Never be too clingy.

Isn’t Magnolia (name) so cute?

by Mazkatf February 25, 2019

magnolia (name)

She's beautiful. That is all.

Jeez Magnolia (name) is such a beautiful person!

by brown eyed girl February 20, 2017