L.O.M.

acronym for "Lyin' On Me". used when someone is not telling you the truth.

Zing Zadan: "I was the high scorer in the basketball game yesterday."
Axis Zadan: "L.O.M."

by Velthoff December 14, 2010

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L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off While Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd
guy 2: yeah i was L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
guy 1: you too!

by Little Ninja April 4, 2009

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A christian substitute for the LMAO. It stands for Laugh Off My Heiney. Interchangeable with any abbreviation with a curse word in it, such as, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOWPMP, LMFAOWWAHGG, and even SMPLWWPFWJTSTBMISLJC. The last three stand for, 1- Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing My Pants., 2- Laugh My Fucking Ass Off While Watching A Harlem Globe Trotters Game., 3 - Shit My Pants Laughing While Watching Pulp Fiction When John Travolta Shoots That Black Man In Samuel L. Jacksons Car.

Person 1 - Knock Knock.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?

Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of Nazi?
Person 2 - "L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously, dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.

by Slefmruts Yerffej September 29, 2010

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l-l O M 3 W O R l<

It is homework in the 1337 language

Yo' I have to do My l-l O M 3 W O R l< (homework)

by kevin Gomez March 16, 2008

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S.L.O.M

Stands for Sad Little Old Man. Typically a d-bag who is 26 and can't get their shit together. He is usually short and burly and looks like a pretty boy. Sometimes he calls people a bitch because of a Wii controller too. He also kinaps dogs.

Boy: " You are such a slut, you are probably slutting it up right now."

Girl: YOU ARE A S.L.O.M.!!!

by keekakookawagwa August 3, 2009

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