the baddest shawtyy on earth, ain no pussy touching her or taking her away from me. She always got me smiling at my phone n shiiiii, most unique name ever, have fun with your ugly ass bitch named Emily you fucking looser
by kentukyfriedhittidfergy February 24, 2022
Get the Lyiara mug.One who is obsessed with the look and feel of lycra. They become mezmorised when they set their creepy little eyes on it. They cannot function without wearing it, touching it, talking about it. NEVER enter relations with anyone who mentions the word, not even once. They force their partners to parade and wear it at every opportunity. It takes over their life, once word gets out everyone will know that person is a LYRAPHILIAC ....
e.g...
Lycraphiliac : ' hey babe wanna go put those lycra leggins on ?'
Victim : ' which ones? you bought me 2,567 pairs of lycra leggings now you weirdo. For Fucks' sake ! '
Lycraphiliac : ( staring with glazed, wide eyes ) ' Did u just mention the word Lycra & Fuck in the same sentence Princess ? '
Victim : ' Sprints out the door to obtain police injunction asap
Lycraphiliac : ' hey babe wanna go put those lycra leggins on ?'
Victim : ' which ones? you bought me 2,567 pairs of lycra leggings now you weirdo. For Fucks' sake ! '
Lycraphiliac : ( staring with glazed, wide eyes ) ' Did u just mention the word Lycra & Fuck in the same sentence Princess ? '
Victim : ' Sprints out the door to obtain police injunction asap
by antilycra.com/uk October 23, 2011
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Those cyclist or outdooor types who think weraing lycra is good thing to do.
and not just content with just wearing lycra, such as a Lycra Bandit, these people try and promote it!!!
After cycling round country lanes, a lycra bandit would leave it at that, but not a Lycra pimp, these people will walk down the high street wearing the tightest lycra that twiggy never would have squeezed into, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU'RE FACE, as though they expect you to respect them for it... they will walk into a shop, go to the counter, then strike some mail order catalogue pose before asking directions to the toilet.
Avoid lycra pimps at all costs, I heard one guy touched one and fell into a coma for three weeks... and his hand fell off. (and that was only a mild lycra pimp)
and not just content with just wearing lycra, such as a Lycra Bandit, these people try and promote it!!!
After cycling round country lanes, a lycra bandit would leave it at that, but not a Lycra pimp, these people will walk down the high street wearing the tightest lycra that twiggy never would have squeezed into, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU'RE FACE, as though they expect you to respect them for it... they will walk into a shop, go to the counter, then strike some mail order catalogue pose before asking directions to the toilet.
Avoid lycra pimps at all costs, I heard one guy touched one and fell into a coma for three weeks... and his hand fell off. (and that was only a mild lycra pimp)
DudeA: I think I'll go for a nice stroll...
DudeB: Nah, the Lycra pimps is out today, close all the windows, lock the doors, get down to the basement or we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!
DudeA: oh, you're SO right....
DudeB: Nah, the Lycra pimps is out today, close all the windows, lock the doors, get down to the basement or we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!
DudeA: oh, you're SO right....
by GuyFlash June 17, 2005
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by Botty2020 December 29, 2018
Get the Lacara mug.!¬someone who is creepily obsessed with the look and feel of lycra. One who forces their partners to wear it constantly and becomes transfixed when they see someone wearing it.....steern clear of someone who mentions the word LYCRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JCL: Do you like those shiny-look leggings ???
ET : what the fuck ???? you mean Lycra ( she says as running out the door as quickly as possible !!! )
JCL : LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA !!!! Come back here biatch and get those leggings on I bought ya while I fuck with my LYCRA hotpants on !!!!!!!!
ET : Fuck off you LYCRAPHILE !!!
ET : what the fuck ???? you mean Lycra ( she says as running out the door as quickly as possible !!! )
JCL : LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA !!!! Come back here biatch and get those leggings on I bought ya while I fuck with my LYCRA hotpants on !!!!!!!!
ET : Fuck off you LYCRAPHILE !!!
by antilycra.com/uk October 22, 2011
Get the lycraphile mug.Girl who normally mixes herself in lots of drama and doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut. She makes friends easily but they all leave her because she runs them away. She craves attention and craves the feeling of being important. People known her as annoying and extra.
by Newyorkgaang November 11, 2019
Get the Lacara mug.Lycra is a fetish where a man urinates into the woman's LEFT nostril and it would have to come out of the Right tear duct. My girlfriend loves it. You should try it!
I performed Lycra on my girlfriend and as the piss ran down her cheek, she started to stick out her tounge and lick it right off.
by AJ Hoshino January 20, 2005
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