glove lunch

Glove lunch, known in the lesbian community as a date between two women, both or one of whom is not yet out of the closet.

Originating from and made popular by Kate Mckinnon in the Independent Spirit Awards' Carol parody sketch

"Look around, there are a lot of clandestine glove lunches happening here"

by Harold, they're lesbians March 25, 2017

Korean Lunch Box

Filling a woman's vagina with kimchi, and then eating her out.

Also a restaurant in Stevens Point, Wisconsin.

Hey do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
No thanks, I have a Korean Lunch Box at home.

by Groot the Tree March 2, 2020

Lunchbox friend

1. A person you are only friends with at school, or barley hang out with outside of school.

2. Can also be a fake friend that doesnt want to hangout with you.

Jamie is such a lunchbox friend. We never hang out outside of class.

by Reallifesucks June 26, 2019

Lunchbox Letdown

A frustrating situation when after feeding a guy booze and listening to him talk about himself all night at the bar, you get him home and as you take off his pants you're dissapointed to find that he has a teeny tiny penis.

Steve: "I thought I'd picked up a good fuck for the night then I suffered Lunchbox Letdown."

Kyle: "I hate that!"

Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."

by jdiddy77 February 6, 2012

rude lunch

The act of being inconsiderate to your coworkers with heating up leftovers (fish, broccoli, hard boiled eggs, etc.) in the shared office microwave.

Krystle: What is that smell?
Jen: Sorry, it's probably my bag of brussel sprouts.
Krystle: RUDE LUNCH!

by berrycherry2017 April 19, 2017

Long liquid lunch

The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.

Bring back the long liquid lunch !

by Wardswords February 22, 2018

Lunchbag Letdown

A lunchbag letdown occurs when something you had been looking forward to turns out to be far worse than originally anticipated.

The term originates in the lunchroom (be it school or office or otherwise) where after a long hard day someone sits down with their lunchbag hoping for something tasty. Instead they find something unappetizing, whether it be the wrong lunch, it's moldy, it's cold, or any other multitude of problems.

After such a situation, it can be said that your lunchbag was indeed a let down.

Tom: I can't wait for lunch *pulls out lunchbag*

Jim: What do you got?

Tom: Aw man! Tunafish? I HATE Tunafish!

Jim: What a lunchbag letdown.

by Piemanthe3rd August 17, 2010