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Originating from and made popular by Kate Mckinnon in the Independent Spirit Awards' Carol parody sketch
Originating from and made popular by Kate Mckinnon in the Independent Spirit Awards' Carol parody sketch
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Filling a woman's vagina with kimchi, and then eating her out.
Also a restaurant in Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
Also a restaurant in Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
by Groot the Tree March 2, 2020
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2. Can also be a fake friend that doesnt want to hangout with you.
2. Can also be a fake friend that doesnt want to hangout with you.
by Reallifesucks June 26, 2019
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Steve: "I thought I'd picked up a good fuck for the night then I suffered Lunchbox Letdown."
Kyle: "I hate that!"
Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."
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Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."
by jdiddy77 February 6, 2012
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Krystle: What is that smell?
Jen: Sorry, it's probably my bag of brussel sprouts.
Krystle: RUDE LUNCH!
Jen: Sorry, it's probably my bag of brussel sprouts.
Krystle: RUDE LUNCH!
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