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Lorenzo is a very funny guy and is kinda the class clown. He doubts himself a lot but is very intelligent and is in set 1 for maths. He has a great friendship group and is a pretty popular boy. He always has someone’s back and will never leave you hanging although he can be a bit annoying with his jokes and can wine his siblings up too much. But he will always apologise and get over things fast as if nothing happened. He is also very into sports like football and rugby but also cycling and skateboarding however one thing that annoys people is that he always does something different .
‘Oh is that Lorenzo he’s super cool and a great footballer I wish I was as funny as him’
Lorenzo by Presley2006 June 4, 2020
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Lorenzo Zurzolo 

One of the hottest men to exist. Super hot and funny. Acts Niccolo in the show “baby” on Netflix, also known as Theodore nott as a fan cast for the character, he has a super hot Italian accent as well of course
Lorenzo zurzolo is such a good actor
Lorenzo Zurzolo by zooweemama_.___ October 21, 2021

Lorenzo is gay 

sup lorenzo is gay
lorenzo is very big gay
Lorenzo is gay by dfss December 5, 2018
this kid is the best fucking friend in the world and deserves all the chances in the world if u have a lorenzo in ur life ur very very lucky cause he’s so much fun to hangout with and will never leave ur send
lorenzo by wel0velella❤️❤️ September 23, 2018

Dirty lorenzo 

The act of sneaking up on another friend who has bent over in the shower and sticking a digit into the anus. Then using it to draw a large fecal "L" on his/her backside.
"Hey I hear Arnel gave her a Dirty Lorenzo"
Dirty lorenzo by Doogie Robertson September 29, 2010

Lorenzo Afable 

Lorenzo Afable is a famous viner who randomly FaceTimes his fans. Usually of opposite gender and like video games.
Woah, Lorenzo Afable FaceTimed me last night!
Lorenzo Afable by ElizaBURGER October 3, 2018
Lorenzo is friendly, kind, selfless, and awesome. He's my brother and if you're a jerk to him at all, I'll kill you! Cya.
That Lorenzo kid is so awesome!!
Lorenzo by stelmondejar@gmail.com November 18, 2016