The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.
“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020
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Guy: "Dude I saw a movie with Traci Lords in it and when she was moaning I thought she was gonna explode!"
Girl: "I know she really gets me going!"
Girl: "I know she really gets me going!"
by The Critic December 27, 2007
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To attempt to fuck someone in the ass by threatening to sue them if they don't accept said assfuck, and even though you have absolutely no legitimate legal standing to sue, you know the person will likely accept said assfuck because it's much cheaper than him hiring a lawyer, who may or may not be on the take as well.
Man, I hear you got lodsys'd the other day, sorry man. My uncle got lodsys'd the other day too, and now everyone's trying to lodsys him.
by squirrelfood November 14, 2011
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Get the Lordy Lou mug.This phrase is used while at a catholic school and you want to swear. This should be used with a large dose of sarcasm.
by ChinLove101 May 11, 2016
Get the Oh my lordy mug.Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
by cheerful ox April 9, 2022
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Traci Lords films made before she turned 18 are today considered child porn, making them both illegal and at the same time highly valuable collector's items.
by The REAL 2wingo August 2, 2011
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