Evan Longoria

The best Longoria!

Evan Longoria=.294 BA, 22 HR, 104 RBI

by Alessio #24 December 8, 2010

Lee hsien loong

A bitch that only cares about raising tax and earning money

Look how lee hsien loong he is

by Timothy bitch ass nigga September 8, 2020

loonge

A loonge is a makeshift bong made out of a plastic bottle tinfoil and pond water loonges are most common in the everyday methilhill junkie

Come doon tae the dam ond sook a loonge wi me tam

by Reekin bumchokeland January 26, 2020

Loogoo

Lowlife that one loves

Erica: you’re my loogoo
Eric: thanks!

by Pinus March 14, 2021

Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.

Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.

by Piranha May 2, 2006

Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.

Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!

by KyLe March 24, 2005

going longo

1. Fucked up 2. Going crazy 3. Not working properly 4. An all in all, true pain in the ass (this is the most all-encompassing and prominent definition)

Past tense: went longo

Etymology: Eastern Pennsylvania, 2004. Believed to have derived from the famous New Jersey bitch.

Can be used in any way appropriate to the situation.

Verb: I tried to log onto the computer, but it promptly crashed and now it is going longo on me.

Noun: My new boss is one hell of a Longo.

by Baxter Grimes September 14, 2004