pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.

"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."

by fun-dip May 26, 2019

LonnieLightning

LonnieLightning the best siege streamer on the platform he enjoys doing handstand push-ups and dancing his heart out but overall he just here for a good time. Visual candy and he's an eat ass go fast kind of guy.

person 1: did you see LonnieLightning's stream today
person 2: yea he got a fat cake

by SamaIam July 3, 2020

Lonnie

A handsome wonderful man, who may be hard to love at times because he can sure be stubborn but it's all worth it. He will make you laugh when ur down & if ur lucky enough to pin one down he will make ur world a happier & more fun place to be. He's a little moody sometimes & tends to take things the wrong way, u just gotta know how to handle him. As a lover he is the best, and will never leave u disappointed he's just Utterly fantastic ooh la la.

Girls....'what are u doing tonight, you coming out to the bar?

Lonnies girl....'ooh he'll no are u kidding, I'm staying in with my lonnie,why would I want to be anywhere else'!

by Lonnies Gypsy January 6, 2022

Lonnie Jones

Part-time student, full-time yellow crackhead.

Lonnie Jones is yellow.

by Redpee March 10, 2022

Lonnisa

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. She's great at writing poetry; she's sweet, fun, and an amazing friend. She's one of a kind, and definitely should hear it more often:)

Girl 1: Did you read that poem Lonnisa wrote?

Girl 2: yeah! It was amazing!!! She's so pretty.

by Racklyn May 22, 2013

Lonnied

Code nick-name for being under the influence of Klonopin or Clonazepam.

I got so lonnied last night that I fell off a bridge totaled my car and have no recollection.

by Real Mayo January 30, 2009

Lonnie

Lonnie is not the nicest person, if you get on his nerves he will be an ass to you until you say sorry.
always likes basketball and never messed with fate. also eats others food

John: who's that

Ivan: that's Lonnie Don't mess with him
John: Why not?
Ivan: Just don't
Lonnie: STOP TALKIN ABOUT ME!!!

Lonnie can be really mean

by Jpsgames June 4, 2018