long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes

when a lithuanian skinny white boy gets summoned to clean up the dishes while carrying his goofy ahh long hair on his goofy ahh head and goofy ahh walking to do the chores while simultaneously sofos flames him while he is gone cause he is too scared to comfront this goofy ahh lithuanian dude

bro i had to some chores and sofos called me long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes now i want kms and commite massive genocie to the island of peru

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 22, 2022

long hair dont care

A girl with a un-tamed, wildly free, sometimes nappy, excessively long VAGINA hair.

"If her hair gets caught in her pant zipper, shes too "long hair dont care" for ya bro!"

by freddygotfingered123 January 22, 2012

long hair don't care

A phrase used to describe about a man/woman's hair getting long and doesn't care the fact that it is getting unusually long.

B-Money: Hey bro-sef, your hair is getting long. Why you ain't go to the Barbershop on Bundy Dr.?
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.

Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.

by Money Badger September 16, 2013

long-hair-dachshund

smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.

roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.

by kirkyyyy January 16, 2021

Long hair louis

Long hair louis,is louis tomlinson (a.k.a the sun) with long hair seen recently as of april-march of 2021. Most of us louis stans freaked out over this,because even though the man is 29,he doesn't know how to take a selfie :|. anyways as you can see,mr.stylinso- oops (hi) sorry i meant mr.tomlinson,has lucious shoulder length hair,we would adore if he let his s/o (Mr Harry Styles) braid his hair.

Louis stan: OMFG DID YOU SEE LONG HAIR LOUIS YESTERDAY?!?!?
random mf taking a walk: who even are you?

by larryslovebot April 27, 2021

Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022

long hair dysmorphia

The feeling that your hair is never long enough even if it is really long and thick.

“Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”

by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023