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Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.
"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.
Cooter Loafin' by Sam and junk March 28, 2009
Related Words
The act of riding a unicycle without a seat.
"did you go to the Macy's Gay Day Parade?"

"Yes, they had several Loftinists there"

"It was my first time seeing a Loftin, it was amazing."
Loftin by FischerBoom April 28, 2010
Pressing the 2nd floor elevator button, on the 2nd floor.
"Man, you think i'm loafin???"
Loafin by M&Mtwix January 8, 2009
A Loftin is when you loft your cum over a girl's face onto the other guy fucking her and it lands on his dick.
Oh dude I was totally gang-bangin' my bitch the other day and my bro pulled a Loftin on me.
Loftin by bellpepper October 22, 2009
It has no definition, but it can be used to replace a noun verb adjective or any other word.
Brooooo you loafin real hard!
Loafin by vChxWder May 2, 2012
A word used when "laughing" so uncontrollably you can not even spell correctly and simply don't give a fuck about your spelling errors.
Ted: "did you see Sarah dance like a stripper and fall off the table at the party last night?"
Collin:" Yeah bruh that was so funny I was laffin dude!"
Laffin by Turtletoastx December 20, 2014