Linus

A fat shit, who needs loving, and hair looks like he escaped from a mental asylum and small dick

E.G Linus is gay

by Terezza June 12, 2017

The Linus

When your little brother acts like a fuckin queer and wont give up his Blankie

by Charlie Brown May 28, 2003

Linus

Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.

Example 1:
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"

Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."

by crappybull September 01, 2013

Linus

An amazing male , a softy on the inside ( loving and sweet) and an athectic rugby player on the outside. His personality will deceive you meaning you won't know him unless you've known him from the day he was born.

Let's play rugby linus
K

by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018

Linus

A type of geeky guy who always fails to gain muscle. He is a skinny tech whizz that has had the same squeaky voice for 20 years. He also drops a lot of tech. #LinusDropTips

Person 1: *Drops GPU*
Person 2: "Look at that Linus!"

by moony06 February 01, 2021

Linus

A big asshole who is going to have his virginity till he dies of diabetes

This motherfuckers a linus

by Linus opp August 16, 2017

Linus

The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.

Penis example:

Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.

Idiot example:

Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!

Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!

Bill: Ahhh!!

Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.

Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...

by Bilboson January 08, 2012