Lints

Lonesome pints: going for a few pints on your own, a time for quiet reflection.

Guyints

"Are we going for a few beers later?"
"Nah, I think I'll have a few lints instead"

by TheRavenPrince February 27, 2019

Lints

Lonesome pints: Going for a few drinks on one's own. A time for reflection

See also: Guyints

"Did you go for drinks last night?"
"Only went for a few lints; Well needed"

by TheRavenPrince February 27, 2019

kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011