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lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.
we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.
by thevictim1 March 10, 2025
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Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor
The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.
by Ido bandito June 7, 2019
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Lily-padding

The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.
Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.
by King.Frog January 29, 2025
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lily pad

im sleepy.

go to ur lily pad then
by frogy.UwU April 29, 2021
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