Light sabergasm

The sexual climax a person reaches, while watching Star Wars, when they know that theres about to be a fight between two Jedis.

When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were about to fight i had the best Light Sabergasm in the universe.

Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.

by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010

Light Sabers

The act or game of two or more men (usually heterosexuals) placing glow in the dark condoms on each others erect penises and having mock light saber duals under the glow of a black-light. Sound effects are common but not necessary.

Hey bro a bunch of us are getting together after the hockey game and playing light sabers, you down?

by Skeeferd April 30, 2011

Light sabering

The act of inserting a life size light saber replica into a hole for sexual purposes.

The act may be performed as is, or also enjoyed while watching Star Wars.

She didn't have a vibrator, but I had a light saber.

I light sabered that ass.

She asked for a good light sabering.

by Koalapack August 30, 2017

bonk light sabres

Make a stand. Disagree, argue or stand up for yourself when you know you're in the right.

We’ll if you think they’re wrong let’s go back in there and bonk light sabres.

by kabukulator January 11, 2011

Lightsaber dick

Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.

Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be

Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro

by mimi_athena August 7, 2018

purple lightsaber

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.

Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

by Jesse Biesecker January 22, 2007

Lightsaber

Something which will make a fine addition to your collection.

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.

by Space General December 9, 2017