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Lewiston

A small town in western New York where almost everyone is a stuck-up bitch. All the kids are mindless fucks, and all the old people are pedophiles. The only thing anyone talks about is how much money they have and how much better they are then the next guy.
If you live in Lewiston everyone hates you.
by newfagrofl44 October 31, 2010
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lewiston lobsta claw

A modified version of the lobster claw. Two in the pink and one in the stink. Your pinky in her butt, the next two in her vagina, and your pointer finger goes on her clit.
If you can get a girl from Lewiston drunk enough, give her the Lewiston lobsta claw and she will forever beg you for it again.
by Coletrain73 October 12, 2013
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Lewiston high school

This school is built on bullshit the kids dress with pants sagging more than gangs and the girls got less clothes than the strip club. There's fights every day to keep it interesting the single stall bathrooms are nicknamed bedrooms by the teachers because of how many kids were caught fucking in them the bathrooms either smell like cat piss or weed you open the bathrooms and smoke rolls every kid smokes either nic or weed.
Doing burnouts at Lewiston high school will leave you not driving for 2 weeks but don't mean I'm gonna stop going sideways out this bitch.
by Dman220055 January 12, 2023
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Lewiston Alarm Clock

A domestic fight loud enough to wake you and your housemates up. Named after the town of Lewiston, Maine where this kind of thing happens far too often, especially in the warmer months. Usually happens when you are hungover and just want to sleep.
Me: Hey did you guys hear that Lewiston Alarm Clock this morning?
Them: Yes, I hope it's not like this all summer.

Me: I was having such an awesome sleep until that Lewiston Alarm Clock woke me up this morning.
Them: I wanted to tell them to shut up, but I was scared the Lewiston Alarm Clock would only get louder.
by Uncle Elwood April 16, 2015
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Leiston

A dumb hick town in the middle of nowhere, The only form of entertainment is to sit in the town center outside the pc shop, Or visit the AMAZING cinema (Two screens, Both less than 50" - Basically a crap hole)
Dude, Wanna go to Leiston? Hell naw, I'm going to ipswich at least they have an iStore there!!
by MasterNate365 May 2, 2011
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Lepison

When you jump up and down relentlessly until eventually, you collapse and either pass out or die of a very dramatic anime death (falling to your knees and then on your face very slowly)
Person1:Yo last night I saw Jimmy Lepison
Person2:Yo dats sick dawg, did he die of a very dramatic anime death
Person1:Nah but that would of been sicker!
Person2:Truuuu
by Mr Senior Man September 23, 2018
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Lewiston Idaho

Stinks like you would not believe , charming little city with low crime and drug rates even though the locals would argue its horrible here its not too bad compared to an actual sizable city . Besides the smell and high STI rates of course ,
Ive got to go to stank ass Lewiston Idaho today for a second.
by J0$h82188 October 29, 2021
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