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Lemon Meringue Pie 

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.
I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.
Lemon Meringue Pie by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019

Lemon Meringue Pie 

When a guy urinates and cums in or on a sex partner.
He gave her a golden shower and a cream pie?
Yup, he gave her a lemon meringue pie!

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"