lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

lard ass

a.k.a. ur mom's fat hairy ass

omg terrance's mom is such a fuckin sick lard ass

by urmom12490709on December 7, 2006

lard ass

a fat obese person who eats to much and gobbles down anything they see

justin parks is such a lard ass

by alex s. November 15, 2004

lard ass

fucking fat ass that cant run or participate in gym class with out having to stop the first 3 minutes

Avery : dude, Mathew get up you lard ass
Mathew : i can its too hard

by @zzhole May 14, 2015

lard ass

Someone who has an ass made of lard...

"OMFG! Look at Rachel Love. She is such a lard ass!"

by Not A Lard Ass October 12, 2008

Xtreme Lard ass

Someone who comes over to your house and feeds on every single piece of food you have in your house. and dosent do anyhting but play video games

"hey Jack came over yesterday and ate all my muthefucking food!"
"wow. what an Xtreme Lard ass

by Pattyfatty February 14, 2009

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019