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langley high school

a high school in virginia that the oc was based off of. a school filled with rich, good looking people. probably one of the least diverse schools...because everyone's white.
you go to langley high school? that's where all of those rich kids go, right?
by Lalalaloo August 16, 2006
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Langle

A Unit of measurement for penis size,"your LANGLE".

Can be used as a verb "to Langle" someone or in action you would be "Langling" someone.

If said penis looks like it should be behind a glass counter in the Deli Meat section because it would destroy measures out "2 Langles".

If said penis evokes fear, respect, and anal leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as " a Langle or Two".

If said penis never made it in to the conversation in the high school girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with balls like hazel nuts you are referred to as "1 Langle" or "A Langle"

If said penis ranges from a "babies big toe" to "a small steak knife handle" it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. "Baby dick", "You better have my money you little dick mother fucker" and "I'm gonna go now" and many more are all that sized penis ever hears.........wait it can be called "Ahahahahahahaha".
All examples are said in a deep voiced southern accent, kinda like Mr.T meets Dirty Harry.

" Hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a Langle or Two on ya."

or

" Ya, that's my Langle hanging out of my pants"

or

"Hey check this out she had no idea I was taping this while I was Langling the fuck outta her."
by MR.Thickinpants March 11, 2010
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Langley Secondary School

The most neglected school in Langley, British Columbia, Canada. Known for its great arts program and crappy student atmosphere, this school is for the brave and brave only. It has no money to spend and is what the other poorhouse school up the hill, Brookswood Secondary, calls "ghetto". No cliques, just gangs and a whole lot of smokers, druggies and gangs. It seems fine on the surface but really that place should have been closed down half a century ago. No homework, poor maintenance and no funding it what sums up a day at LSS.
Friend: Hey, man, where d'ya go to school?
LSS Student: Langley Secondary School.
Friend: Aw, man, you're not serious. That place is so ghetto.
by SnapshotOfASoul December 23, 2010
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Langley High School

One of the nation's best high schools, ranked at #98 in the nation. We may not be too good in football, track or most other fall or winter sports, but we wreck in wrestling, lacrosse and tennis. in fact, we are godly at lacrosse.

We do come from wealthy families, but kids here mind their own business and won't pick on you unless you're an idiot that tries to stand out. The girls here aren't all plastic. Like any other school, we have the plastic hoes, the pretty, genuine girls, the ugly girls, etc.

Our rival is McLean.
Man, I really wish we could win states in lacrosse, but we had the misfortune to be in the same state as Langley.

Fuck, Langley High School just won wrestling districts for the 12th year in a row. This is embarrassing.

Langley High School won in tennis again? I thought TJ was supposed to be good.

We may smoke weed, but at Langley High School, we get into Ivy League schools anyways.
by This Is Saxon Country November 6, 2012
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Langley Window

An extremely small restored down window on a computer monitor used for discreet internet browsing, esp. at work.
Do you think I can't see you've got a Langley window open?
by monkeyboy101monkeyboy101 April 19, 2018
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tristen langley

Tristen Langley better win American idol or I'll quit watching forever.
by Lange, January 26, 2014
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Langley High School

Ah Langley... so many things are said about it. Most people from Northern Virginia, especially Mclean High School, Langley's rival, will remark that Langley is nothing but a bunch of rich, stuck-up, snobs living off "daddy's money". It is true that Langley High School parents are mostly well-off but that does not mean that all of them raise their children to be ungrateful, selfish snobs. In fact, every school has its population of sluts, drug dealers and doers, snobs, daddys-girls, dumb jocks, etc. Langley is just the school people decide to stereotype. But any school can fit that make. Additionally a lot of people that go to Langley are "real", have jobs, work hard in school and in sports.
As a result, Langley students consistently have the highest SAT scores in the region (not including Thomas Jefferson, a magnet school), are ranked highest among other regional school's in Newsweeks top 100, perform well at sports (often times beating McLean - a lot), have higher acceptance rates at Ivy League colleges and in state schools such as UVA and William and Mary.
Furthermore, when writing an urban dictionary entry, they are smart enough to make a logical arguement enumerating why it is that they are better than McLean High School, and to simply point out that people shouldn't steroetype. Look at the facts (entry number 2 especially) and you will see that when Langley students say they are better at something than another - often times they are. This runs the gammit from athletics to academics.
Finally, McLean, you are just jealous because you will always be remembered as the school 5 miles away that could just never compete
"Good thing we go to Langley High School, or else we'd be like Mclean and wouldn't be able to understand words used such as enumerated and gammit"
by Taylor S January 14, 2008
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