Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.

(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.

by GroverSMB October 14, 2009

Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering

Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK

by DragonDan March 24, 2019

$150 land mines

A black man's shoes.

6 of 10 Nigga Moments involve shoes.
50% of those shoes are Nikes.

"Step some $150 land mines, and BOOM! A perfectly rational black man can explode."

by gumblebee November 26, 2005

Land Mine

A guy is eating a girl out and she farts.

(guy)"Mmmmmm You like it when i lick yo pussy..."

(girl)"Oh...OH...OHHH *fart* ..... LAND MINE!"

(guy)"....*vomit*...."

by fantabuloso March 05, 2004

Citizen land mine

You take a shit in the road and watch a car go though it

Wait minute I’m gonna do citizen land mine

by Wood69911 March 09, 2019

Land Mine Fart

When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine

So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!

by R.T. Foster, II October 13, 2007

Samoan land mine

A large dump

"Hold on I gotta go drop a Samoan land mine!"

by ndm1598 November 10, 2014