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A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau

Opposite of cibai (vagina)

It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.

Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.

"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"

"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"

"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"

"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"

All the above conversations are in Singlish
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A beautiful chocolate girl with , big ,plump,wet lips and a nice slim thick body. If you ever get her , make sure you make her very happy cause she's a keeper. She can be clingy sometimes but that's just because she loves you. She will always love to cuddle and is the most trustworthy person you'll ever meet. The literal definition of loyal is Laniah.
dude 1 :who's that pretty girl with the hot bod?she finesse
dude 2 : that's Laniah,and I call dibs on her !
dude 1: whatever I'm gonna do whatever it takes to have her.
Laniah by sowwysenpai August 15, 2019
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Lanaiya is the most beautiful, kindest person in the world. So intelligent, warm hearted and funny. She’ll make your day with her smile and his just amazing overall
an examplewow I’m lucky to have lanaiya”
lanaiya by 🙁😤😤 June 3, 2018

lananals 

he is one of the most iconic troll lana stans to ever have existed on twitter he got cancelled for trolling which was undeserved I mean, he is all for public shaming. he practically invented it. It's the sign of a healthy culture. but not when he's the one getting shamed, at least lana trended that day for something good. he sadly got suspended one day before the troll holiday 9/11. rumor has it he is still on twitter by another name laying low. king we are waiting for you and your girthy cawk to comeback ly
rip January 2020 - September 2020
fad girl 1: omg that lana avi reminds of someone
fag boy 1: omg ali? the iconic lana stan that went by lananals
lananals by ChanelsMoney October 16, 2020
A sweet really pretty girl who quite doesn’t know it yet,tends fix everyone else’s problems but her own but that’s just how she is. She has a bad habit of forgiving the people who don’t deserve it she is very crazy and weird. Lania’s tend to become really great moms, so if you ever fall for a lania love her and don’t let her go!
Lania by _gossip_girl_ November 10, 2018
A fine loyal woman. She don't take shit from nobody. She still a virgin. She catch feelings fast so don't waste her time
lanyia by QuadearDorn June 22, 2017
A sweet girl, who is loyal to God and family.
That girl is a "Lanaea"
Lanaea by me123456me March 29, 2010