Lamar Consolidated High School

Founded in 1949, Located in the Small Town of Rosenberg, Texas, This school was once the best place to receive and education. It slowly became the shithole it is today. It is overran by wanna-be hood niggas and hot Cheeto bitches; autistic theatre niggas, etc. The football team is absolutely dogshit. Lamar Niggas have way too much pride. Don’t talk shit about there school.

John: “Did you hear about Lamar Consolidated High School?”

Jimmy: Man, don’t get me started on those Bebe Ass Niggas.

by Flaco69 December 31, 2023

And that's when you shave your lama

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.

Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

by PreacheR-NZ November 14, 2015

Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabachthani?

The last words of christ, said just before he died. Can be said by others when they feel they have been let down. Translation to English is


"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"

"And when the sixth hour had come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?" ... And Jesus uttered a loud cry, and breathed His last. And the curtain of the Temple see Temples was torn in two, from top to bottom. And when the centurion, who stood facing Him, saw that He thus breathed His last, he said, "Truly this man was the Son of God!" (Mark 15:33-34,37-39 RSV)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Lamer Speech

A form of Internet 'lingo' including, but not limited to, stupid abbreviations and words with letters switched.

teh, pron, lol, rofl, lmao, omg

by Protected September 10, 2003

lama slave

An ugly ass peace of shit blocky lookin annoying ass cunt that roams around outside your fuckin house like the Bitch runs the place. Making weird ass noises while you're trying to sleep. Only reason you're not gonna chop that fuckers head off with your axe is because your girlfriend loves animals. A lama slave is just a bitch. A straight ass ugly motherfucker

IF THIS LAMA SLAVE DOESNT GET OFF MY PROPERTY IM GONNA SHOOT HIM IN HIS SAGGY BALL SACK

by F%CKLAMAS July 26, 2017

Lamas Shot

Mixed Drink with high quanties of alcohol, and very little chaser in the drink.

Me: Hey bro you want to fill up my cup with a lamas shot?!?
Chad: Sure Brosiden, Let me get that drank out.
Me: Thanks Braski
*fist bump*

by Matty Lite and the funky bunch April 7, 2011

lama sauce

when a brotha pulls up with exactly what you need in your most dire situation. When a brotha shows up with that Lama Sauce shit gets rowdy.

"do you got that on you jacob " jacob opens up his jacket and a swarm of honey

coated bees fly out of his jacket.

"You mean got that lama sauce " Gregory starts eatin the bees while they emerge

from his jacket.

by The1LambSauce December 4, 2023