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landshark

a policing nickname for a police dog, usually of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people.
Release the landsharks!
by 8510pm November 1, 2018
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Landshark

A shark thats swims in the gorund and chases you into the water, where there are normal sharks. So basically if you see a landshark you are 100% fucked in the anus.
Kate-"Run Betty! There's a landshark and it's going to chase us into the water!"
Betty-"Kate, there are sharks in the water and they look mad!"
Kate-"Looks like were 100% fucked in the anus!"
by L33isB345T November 8, 2009
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Lakeshore and Bathurst

Also Known As {L-Block}{Bishop TuTu}{Lakshore}{Harbourfront}
A Community of mixed Co-op housing and Public Housing Near Lakeshore and Bathurst, Now Over populated by condominiums. Used to be the home of Toronto's Old Baseball Stadium in The Early 1900's
Remember when There wasnt a single condo near lakeshore and Bathurst?
by Staightwithnochaser September 8, 2010
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landshark

The state of being way to epic, brutal, legit, or un-pwnable. Typically a 'baby eater' or one who 'eats babies'
I am a landshark, and do you know what landsharks do? eat babies
by landsharkcobra August 19, 2009
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Lakeshore moment

When someone has a moment of distinct stupidity and/or ignorance; can be synonymous with blonde moment; derived from Lakeshore High School in St. Clair Shores, Michigan and mostly used by future, current, and former students of rival school Lakeview.
Wow. He was really stupid there. Must've been a Lakeshore moment.
by Aiden Caleb August 4, 2008
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Lakeshore Mustard

A used condom replete with fluids, typically found on the ground in outdoor "parking" areas frequented by couples.
We were strolling in the park down by the lake, and right there on the ground were many packets of lakeshore mustard glistening in the moonlight that we managed to side-step.
by vizetelly June 27, 2018
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Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS
Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.
by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010
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