Lady Canal

Slang term for the vagina. The canal in the female that receives the penis during copulation. Usage: capitalize like a place such as Des Moines or Kansas City.

I want to send my love boat into her Lady Canal.

by Lady Canal lover October 3, 2009

Lady cupboard

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.

I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020

Lady Cottage

A ladies front bottom

I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage

by Whitebits January 29, 2009

Lady Chicken

Ass cheeks or vagina of a lady.

Hey babe Let me slap your lady chicken

by IloveJasmin November 1, 2010

Lady Chapel

A lady chapel is simply the vagina. A sacred place to be looked after!

Please take care when dancing so you do not damage your lady chapel

by SBEA83 November 24, 2018

lady cavern

n.

1. A formal term for the human female vulva.
2. Covadonga, a small Spanish village; from the Latin "Cova Dominica" meaning "Cavern of the Lady."

1. The lady cavern is integral to the female reproductive system.
2. The Battle at Lady Cavern marked the first major victory by a Christian military force in Iberia in roughly a decade.

by Herman Cane November 17, 2011

Old lady crotch fat

The presence of fat in the upper crotch region of an older lady; forming a round bubble-like shape.

Pretty much self explanatory... Did you see that old lady's crotch fat?

by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 6, 2004