by Weena Chong July 5, 2022
Get the The Lord Farquaadmug. A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.
Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.
by Dangerlazer November 29, 2024
Get the Lord Farquaadmug. A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.
Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019
Get the Lord Farquaadmug.