no laffa

Someone who is Beyond retarded

Person 1: man I feel bad for Nathan he Got a 17% on the test
Person 2: yea he's a real no laffa

by NathanBingamanNoLaffa June 9, 2017

I luffa you

A secret and mispelled word for love to tell a friend that you like that you love them

Yoh: You know I luffa you.
Friend: what does that mean?!

by Rubbercheese500 November 2, 2023

Sloppy Luffa

A Dirty Luffa where the guy shits.

"Baby, all I want to do is get into bed and give you a Sloppy Luffa..."

by Haiku Pope September 28, 2009

Dirty Luffa

A sexual act where a woman lays flat on her back while her male partner is mounted kneeling on either side of her face and he is facing her feet, having tit sex.

That girl is a FREAK! She requested we Dirty Luffa, YO!

by Haiku Pope September 28, 2009

LMFFAPO

Laughing My Freakin' Fap Off

When you laugh so hard you accidentally experience self-induced sexual stimulation of the genitals, sometimes resulting in soiled pants.

Person A: Hey did you hear about the monkey that took a photo of itself? Wikipedia is trying to claim that the monkey owns the property rights.
Person B: LMFFAPO!
Pes on B: ... Hold on need to change my pants.

by dmaxt November 28, 2014

shnaff-a-laffa

the state of mind induced when one smokes pot and sniff's coke

i came to a few hours later feeling all shnaff-a-laffa and what not

by Ryan Barnard July 30, 2008

douche-a-luffagus

A guy who asks a girl on a date, cancels, than ends up in a relationship with someone else.

Or someone who is being a douchebag

Hey man, stop being a douche-a-luffagus

by RaeRae27 July 18, 2014