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Laughing My Freakin' Fap Off

When you laugh so hard you accidentally experience self-induced sexual stimulation of the genitals, sometimes resulting in soiled pants.
Person A: Hey did you hear about the monkey that took a photo of itself? Wikipedia is trying to claim that the monkey owns the property rights.
Person B: LMFFAPO!
Pes on B: ... Hold on need to change my pants.
LMFFAPO by dmaxt November 28, 2014
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lmffaoomgialmfaoshrn 

Laughing my fat fucking arse off. Oh my god, I am laughing my fat arse off so hard right now!
What a funny joke you just made. Lmffaoomgialmfaoshrn.
lmffaoomgialmfaoshrn by Rest Synth February 7, 2020
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Laughing my fucking flat ass off
This one is for all u flat booty bitches who aree sick and tired of people teasing u for using lmao and having no ass
Omgg this vid is so funny lmffao
Lmffao by Epicureanhoe April 16, 2020
After that bitch tried to pull my hair I was LMFFAO!(im not really fat) LOL
LMFFAO by Chrissy January 2, 2004
It’s a phrase me and my friend made up and it means “laughing my fucking ass (and) pussy off” bc were just retarded like that 🤷🏽 ♀️❗️
Me: *says something funny*
Adriana: “LMFAPO”
Glenn texted a joke so funny, Jess could only reply with LMFWAPO.
LMFWAPO by Feisty J September 14, 2020
Glenn texted a joke that was so funny, Jess replied with LMFWAPO.
LMFWAPO by anonymous September 14, 2020
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