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When one takes a long dump and the turd lays up on the side of the bowl and sticks out of the water.
Dude, I wouldn't use the bathroom for a while, I just shot a layup in there.

Excuse me, after that coffee I think I'm due to shoot a layup.
by Johnny Kat May 16, 2008
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A word for when you are faced with a certain predicament that must be worked around-- more specifically, a situation that is part impasse, part dilemma. It is an event or other such obstruction that prevents you from achieving a certain goal that usually must be puzzled out in some form or another. Good for situations where words like puzzle would be appropriate, but specifically the kind of puzzle to be found in Zelda games.

Not to be confused with holdup, which is a situation that by most definitions is a conundrum that cannot be solved through one's own power. Also not to be confused with laidup, which is to be incapacitated (usually through sickness or injury), though it is related.
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a layup on my way here: traffic was seriously backed up on 43rd, so I had to find another way 'round.
by tahutoa February 3, 2020
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Layup

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While urinating, aiming for the side of the toilet/urinal instead of the middle in attempt to avoid splatter.
A: Dude, I hate those urinals, my aim was great but I still got piss all over my pants!
B: Have you tried going for a layup?
by quyattplease January 22, 2020
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Sussy Layup

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when you go up for that sussy stinky slimy layup in 2k21
that bitch just hit me with the sussy layup
by kemisinlover June 22, 2021
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