kristopher

an amazing meat beater

kristopher in the corner beating my meat

by beat the amazing fucking meat June 8, 2018

kristopher andrews aka bambi

Is an un-original piece of shit gay electronica singer who is balding at 20 and sings about dick.

space dot com slash kandrewsmusic

kristopher andrews aka bambi.

by mb dope January 3, 2008

Kristopher

Funny, idiotic, somehow talented at instruments, and probably in love with you. Great friend to add to your list. His humour is dog water though.

Person 1: What is he doing...?
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-

by Scremmurre August 17, 2021

Dirty Kristopher

A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.

"Man I didn't even hit cuz was tripping too hard and pulled a dirty kristopher."

by Buttermilk Dopeness April 7, 2020

Kristinpher

1.) the coolest most sicknasty human being ever to walk the planet. Kristinphers are made up of three parts (love for Jesus, love for family, and love for friends) and a few other awesome materials such as a crazy sense of humor, and hormones it can't control. You never see a Kristinpher in the wild without a Raygun.

2.) EPIC WIN

Kristinpher rocks the freaking world on a pretty consistant basis.

by ray-gun January 11, 2009

Kristapher

Kris-Tap-Her
A sexual reference that some one uses to say have sex with another girl when the guys name is kris
Tap as in fuck
So kris tap her
Kristapher

Kris: shit man she's hot
Guy1: Kristapher
Kris: dude i think i just might
Guy1: hell yeah man

by KAA.kaa.KAA November 21, 2010

KryStephental

the combined name of the most AMAZINGEST fucken couple in the world. Who shall now and forever always be together, even after death. theyre known as the most PERFECT couple to have ever walked this earth. this perfect couple restarted their journey August 26th, 2008 :3 <333333333333333

oh look, theyre trying to be KryStephental, to bad they wont last

by latsyrK+nehpetS April 20, 2010