Kroger

(Noun) A quantity or amount of goods, irregardless of weight, that may be contained in a plastic grocery sack. Heard in the Upper South in Dayton, Ohio when a person is recycling the grocery bag to use for another purpose. These bags may or not come from an actual Kroger store.

This term may be used in other areas such as Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville and Bowling Green Kentucky where the Kroger supermarket chain prevails.

"I'm offering a Kroger of kitchen gadgets and knick-knacks to the first person who emails me back with their phone number on Freecycle."

This is similar to two actual Freecycle offers posted in late March, 2007 on Freecycle Dayton.

by Marthakay March 31, 2007

kroger

a slur started in the soft Willy discord by tepi#0001, basically just don't be a Kroger ex dee

1: "women are good"
2: "Kroger speak"
1: "bruh"

by bonedoggingolz March 24, 2022

kroger

when a person gets head underwater

dude last night alisa gave him a kroger

by ThatOneChik December 08, 2006

Kroger

Ingesting a hit of marijuana in a crouching position, then immediately standing up, arching your back, and forcing blood to your face. Usually results in an amazing head rush and possible blackout.

Pothead 1: "Whats good bro? You wanna go take Krogers behind Stop & Shop?"

Pothead 2: "Yea lemme grab my bowl."

by Mr.Difter November 06, 2011

kroger

An affirmation. To testify to a fact. To give approval. Validate the statement of another.

Dan: You-know-who is so snarky. I can't stand her.
Brent: Kroger!

by piankeshaw May 04, 2009

Kroger

A frog that lays human eggs. They live in the east and once the human eggs are born, they eat them. Once they've eaten the human eggs, they turn into a human. You can tell one apart because they have large/disfigured noses. After they've turned into a human, they migrate to the west and start a new life as a human.

"Hey, Bobby, I think Jim is a Kroger!"
"Really? Why?"
"LOOK AT HIS NOSE. IT'S AS HUGE AS KAREN'S EGO!"

by KrogerCatcher November 11, 2019

Kroger Feet

When white trash parents and kids walk around Kroger with no shoes on, and bottoms of their feet get black as coal.

Look at Kalie over there with no shoes on. Ooh you know she's got Kroger Feet.

by jsc4213 March 25, 2009