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Kristen Stewart 

Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.
Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?

Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
Kristen Stewart by Dic101 August 10, 2009

kristen stewart 

a really pretty American actress who has been in a lot of movies, such as Speak, The Messengers, In the Land of Women, Panic Room, Catch that Kid(wasn't that good to me), and plays Bella Swan in Twilight.
"Hey, who's that chick that plays Bella Swan in Twilight?"

"Thats Kristen Stewart! Jeez you really need to know your stuff!"

"I know. OHHHH YAAAAAAAA shes in Twilight!"

"Thats what I just said dammit!!!!!!!!"

Kristen Stewart 

Kristen Stewart is a talented young American actress. She is best known for her role as Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga (though critically it is not her best work). She recently recieved critical praise for both her films "The Runaways" based on the 1970's all girl rock band (Stewart portrays Joan Jett) and "Welcome to the Rileys". Both films recieved high praise at the 2010 Sundance Film Festivile. Famed film critic Roger Ebert recently said of Kristen "she stewart is simply a wonderful actress". She has also starred in the "Panic Room", "Speak", "The Messengers", and the Sean Penn directed, SAG nominated film "Into the Wild".

Despite her success the public is very critical of Stewart, mostly because of her performance in the Twilight films. Many people who have only seen her performance in Twilight make assumptions about her acting skills overall. She has also been dating her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson since 2009. She has admitted to being not the best at public speaking but continues to improve (re: 2010 oscars, Jay Leno apperance)

She refuses to change for anyone despite her many haters and sticks to her gut. Basically you either love her or hate her.
Person 1: Have you seen Twilight?

Person 2: Yeah, Kristen Stewart wasn't that great but, neither was the character in general. She was great in The Runaways!

Person 1: i agree! people are so rude about her based on one movie and they're soo jealous of her (hello rpattz!)

kristen stewart 

a smart and talented actress who loves literature, working on indie films and creating her own fashion statements.

extremely unpretentious
she lives a fairly private life
"yo what did you think of that movie twilight?"
"ugh kristen stewart blew"
"nah dude she's totally boss...owned bella swan"
kristen stewart by cwik January 3, 2009

Kristen Stewart 

A talented actress, who is sadly judged solely on her performance in the film Twilight.

Admittedly not her best performance people have the pre-conceived notion that she is a poor actress who only plays one type of character.

This is far from true as she has played several diverse roles in films such as Into The Wild, Speak, The Cake Eaters, In The Land Of Women, Panic Room and will soon be in cinema's portraying legendary rock icon Joan Jett in 'The Runaways' and a broken, 16 year old stripper in 'Welcome to the Rileys'.
She has starred alongside the industries best such as Robert Di Niro, Jodie Foster, Melissa Leo and so on. And all praise her.

Kristen Stewart is widely regarded to be 'dating' her co-star in the Twilight series Robert Pattinson.
Closed minded Stu: "Kristen Stewarts crap. She only plays one sort of character"

Informed Nancy: "Have you seen her in any other film other than Twilight?"

Stu: "No. But I just know"

Nancy: "You know nothing"
Kristen Stewart by Don'tMindMe February 7, 2010

kristen stewart 

girl 1: kristen stewart is hot
girl 2: ikr