Kresha

A person in a fantasy football league who perpetually finishes last and is the name sake of the last place trophy.

He is the Mississippi of fantasy football.

"thank god there is kresha, otherwise i would be last"

by TheBigKahuna94 August 24, 2020

Kresham

Kresham
They are kind hearted people and will always be by your side

They're also loud and cheerful and will always make your day

They may be a flirt but they believed in pure and unconditional love

Always treasure them ❤️

Person 1:I feel so down today and accidentally bump into a lady but instead of getting angry she asked if I was ok and comforted me instead
Person 2:must be a Kresham

by Your Bestie¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ January 23, 2022

Rusty Klesla

Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.

My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.

by DirtyDick October 16, 2012

kreplac

an extra heart in the thelly, which allows people to give birth before they're born

naplam was able to be born 10 months premature because of his huge kreplac

by drgroom December 23, 2004

kresha

CRAZY, MAD PERSON WHO HAS MAJOR MOOD SWINGS.

'why are u so full of energy?'
'im a kresha'

by nanofurbusiness January 18, 2017

kerslaunchwise

Off center, off kilter. Similar words; Cockeyed, kattywhampus

That picture is kerslaunchwise, it needs straightened up!

by Brandyjop May 27, 2018

Kressa

Kressa is a insanely beautiful, kind and amazing person. She is a fantastic woman who knows what she wants is obsessed with music and is super cool. Kressa is an actual model and is STUNNING. Everyone loves how feisty she can be be and especially how she’s sweet at the same time. Kressa is loved by literally everyone and is oh so popular. She is VERY intelligent and brings out the best in anyone and everyone.

Kressa’s eyes are so pretty and she is SO amazing!!

by ImAmazingAndiKnowIt November 23, 2021