Slob Knobbery

This is a practice or art conducted by many females (usu. loose or slutty in nature) that dedicate themselves to perfecting and creating new ways to perform a blow job. This art is conducted usu. on a daily basis and involves fluids from the female's cunt mumbler or saliva.

I can tell by the way she sucks on that lollipop that she is highly skilled in the art of Slob Knobbery.

by thadelus January 30, 2009

knobert

If your name is Robert and you are a knob, then you are a KNOBERT.

Robert Fryar is a Knobert and he sucks knobs.

by Simon Cheng (cock-lover) June 19, 2004

Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

knobbered

Drunk, slurring words, unsteady on feet, No coordination , no recall.

Neddy went to his local bar and came home knobbered.

by Maude xx December 10, 2016

Nickel City Knobber

The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.

That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

knobber

a complete and utter twat.

1: "have you met that new girl?"
2: "no, who is she?"
1: "oh dont worry, shes a right knobber apparently"

by artgeek March 18, 2009

knobbery

An all encompassing noun that can describe the behaviour, effect or mere presence of a knob which can be a true phallus, or a figurative douchebag (see douchebaggery).

'Knobbery' can therefore refer to sex, self-embarrassment, stupidity, annoyance, or destruction. Sometimes the word refers to all these things simultaneously (in such cases 'knobbery' is a synonym for fuckage).

1: There are too many emos, racists and gays on the streets.
2: I agree, there's too much knobbery on the streets.

by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008