king turd

The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.

Holy Shit,Bob. Look at this King Turd!

by Stiffboy May 9, 2005

King Trump the Tarrific

Another apt nickname for the barely elected human wrecking ball, the 45th President of the United States.

In his largely distorted, psychotic view of his role in the world, King Trump the Tarrific is righting all of the long-standing economic wrongs by punitively damaging all players via poorly thought out tariffs, largely to show that he can wield power over everyone.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

king turd of shit island

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.

Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.

by Jim December 5, 2003

King Thick Dick

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.

Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain

by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016

King the Kid

A band composed of the 3 most amazing, talented, down to earth, humble, harworking, sweet guys in the whole entire world.

King the Kid on itunes
King the Kid on Twitter
Ricky Ficarelli
David Michael Frank
Jose Mostajo

by Llama the Kid March 5, 2013

King Teabag

Glenn Beck

King Teabag led his army of teabaggers at the Alamo.

by LordKinbote April 16, 2009

King Temprie

A twitch streamer who plays marbles all day and minecraft and gifts subs to himself!

King Temprie's famous quote is "One More I promise"

by FisheUchiha April 28, 2021